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(SMUG) MUTHA EFFING RIPOFF

December 19th 2009 10:53
Bette Midler in her Vegas show

Got $2010 lying around? Well this NYE thats how much it will cost you for the "Smug Mutha" experience to see Bette Midler perform in her show The Showgirl Must Go On in Las Vegas.

As well you can get more bang for your buck when you go backstage for the chance to pose for a photo with Ms Diva but only a chance. You get a VIP escort to your seat (big deal) and two drink vouchers which is sure to cost you at least another hundred bucks.
I realize some people will think this a bargain but for two grand, I want magic powers, a complimentary presidential suite at the Palms, and a visit with one Criss Angel to have him saw me in half and then put me back together with his soft, sexy hands.
The showgirl won't go on for much longer though Ms Diva's run in Vegas ends on January 31st, and after that Bette can count her money. Word on the street is, Ms Midler is a diva biage, who makes life very difficult.
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