BrookeK
SEAN COMB'S OBSERVATIONS ON NOTHING INTERESTING
December 17th 2009 19:37
P Diddy and his wax dummy
Sean Combs aka P Diddy aka dumbass, has some words of wisdom on life or more directly HIS life. He told Playboy "I met him President Obama twice... If God said I could pick one person to be my father, I''d want to be Sean Combs Obama. That''s how dope he is. I hope he reads this interview and adopts me. I wouldn''t even need to be in the will. I got my own money."
I tried to lose my virginity when I was seven years old. I was on top of a girl who was nine or 10, but it didn't happen -- so everybody doesn't have to bug out. My mother and the babysitter whipped my ass, but it didn't knock me off my mission."
"When I was 13, and I felt I was a porno star because I'd been watching porn for so long. In the Bronx you could get a hotel for an hour. I always had $20 or $30 to take a chick to a hotel. I'm proud to say I love sex. You might catch me in a porn store at any given moment--it ain't nothing I'm ashamed of."
I cannot imagine why any woman would have sex with this guy, he and his ego would take up any available space in a king size bed.
Speaking of Sean Combs ego, Madam Tussauds in Manhatten have made a life size wax figure of Combs. It would not surprise me if he takes it home and sits next to it on the couch, watch a movie and try to make out with himself.
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