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LONGORIA PARKER LIVING A FANTASY

April 3rd 2010 20:49
Eva Longoria Parker

Eva Longoria Parker believed she was a princess until a DNA test proved she is smoking crack. Parker appeared on the TV documentary American Lives and found out she was wrong about her ancestry. Turns out she is mostly Spanish not Native American which shocked Parker.

She says, "I was like 'I'm a proud Mexican-American.' I swear I was an Aztec princess in a past life, and then I do the blood test and I'm 75 per cent Spaniard. It totally screwed me up.
"Obviously there's a mixture of indigenous people and Spaniards because of the conquests, but I thought I was mostly Mexican... I'm Mayan! I thought I was Aztec this whole time... But I do think I was a Mayan princess now."
Well if Eva was a princess then I was a queen and I'm waiting for my servant to bring me my tea, or do I have to make it myself?
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