KATY AND RUSSELL ENGAGED
January 6th 2010 09:29
Katy Perry and Russell Brand are engaged after dating for four months. Yes that's right 25 years old Katy is going to marry 34 year old Russell.
Now lets look at the facts:
Russell is a former drug addict, alcoholic and sex addict of which there is no such thing, so how does Katy know he won't revert back to his old ways?
Russell claims to want to settle down and have children but he's never been in a serious relationship.
Katy has known him only four months and you need to be with someone for years before marrying them, not to mention when they met she had a boyfriend then dumped him for Russell.
Russell has a habit of not being able to stay with one women for any longer than about four months.
Katy will surely meet a guy who is better than Russell and then need to upgrade, but she will then have to get a divorce and lose half her cash.
Did I also mention Katy is 25 and has the world at her feet?
I ask myself where are her parents, then I remember they are hard core christians so they want her to get married and have babies coz as far as the christians go that's all women are good for.
I say we start placing bets: Will they get married? How long will it last? Will they split before Katy makes the biggest mistake of her life? Who will Russell cheat on her with?
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