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BETTY WHITE DRUGGED AND SEXY

December 27th 2009 20:09
Betty White
Betty White made an appearance on Craig Ferguson's talk show last week dressed as Santa ringing her bell. Betty collects money this time of year for the Salvation Army and she was on fire with the one liners leaving Craig and the audience in stiches.

It went like this : Craig said he wasn't used to seeing Betty in a Santa suit.
Betty answered Why? ‘Cuz you’re used to seeing me in leather?”
And why she chose to work for the Salvation Army?
“I like bells, Craig. There’s nothing like the feeling of a big pair of bells in my hand.”
And why is she collecting money?
“It’s for my medical marijuana bills. They think I have glaucoma but I just throw some crazy ass parties!"
Betty who is 87 years old was mobbed by TMZ paparazzi the other day and when asked what she wants for Xmas she said "Robert Redford." They always like the pretty boys.
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