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BAYWATCH BABE FAT FALLOUT

February 9th 2010 07:01
Nicole Eggert now

Former Baywatch hottie Nicole Eggert has gained some weight as you do when you get older, and now everyone is carrying on about it. Nicole broke three vertebrae in 1996 and still suffers from pain and she had a kid. What the hell is wrong with Hollywood? You cannot possibly expect a woman raising a child making her way in life to stay the same weight. Obviously the fact that she ran around in a bathing suit doesn't help, but now under pressure Nicole has joined Celebrity Fat Club, a dumb reality show, where celebs or former actors who cant get work go to lose weight and try to jumpstart a flailing career. Also on fat club is Britney's ex Kevin Federline who is so overweight he makes Nicole look anorexic. I'm so sick of unrealistic expectations for women in Hollywood maintaining slim bodies, cos the fallout is to the everyday women who cannot afford all the props stars use to lose weight. Like Liposuction, dietitian, nutritionist, personal chef, personal trainer, private time at the gym, plastic surgery and whatever other crap they use. Cant we be real and just let women age gracefully instead of having the same body she had at 20?



Nicole on Baywatch
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ANNA NICOLE BACK FROM THE DEAD

February 9th 2010 02:19
Anna Nicole Smith in heaven

Anna Nicole Smith's psychiatrist and supposed friend who has also been charged with conspiracy drug charges in Anna Nicole's death has tried to contact Anna via a seance.
Dr. Khristine Eroshevich, who traveled with Anna and two others, were present for the seance led by psychic Shayne Goldfarb. They claim Anna came through loud and clear saying she is "happy she's with (her late son) Daniel. She's sad she had to leave her daughter, but she really had to be with Daniel." Did she also thank Kristine for aiding and abetting her death? Oh no she's at peace now, so she wouldn't mind the fact that this drug peddling doctor killed her in her prime, and destroyed her hopes of having a movie career not to mention missing her daughter grow up. Funny how the dead always seem to tell you want you want to hear when the return form the other side!
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CHARLIE SHEEN CHARGED

February 9th 2010 02:02
Charlie Sheen outside court

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller gathered at a Colorado courthouse on Monday where Charlie faced charges stemming from their Xmas day blowout.
Charlie who is no stranger to the criminal process was charged with felony menacing and two misdemeanors: third degree assault and criminal mischief. Brooke's attorney says she wants the case over and done with she wants it dismissed even though Charlie held a knife to her throat.
Criminal mischief, this is an interesting charge. To me any person who ponders committing a crime is committing criminal mischief. The time I saw a tacky green necklace when I was a kid and I thought about stealing it I was committing criminal mischief and I was four.
Anyway although they're not allowed to speak to each other Charlie and Brooke hugged as they left court, they will not be splitting up. And I should tell you that Charlie's car which was stolen and dumped at the bottom of a cliff on the weekend was in good company as two other very expensive cars were dumped with them, one belonging to a reality cow from those stupid housewives shows. Oh and Charlie left the keys in the ignition cos he says its more convenient when he leaves in the morning. Oh definitely Charlie, cos lugging those heavy keys, unlocking the car door and turning them in the ignition is so trying at 7am.
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TALKSHOW BIGWIGS SUPERBOWL AD

February 8th 2010 20:59

Even Leno, Winfrey, and Letterman watched the Superbowl.

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SILVERMAN HAS A HUGE WHINGE

February 8th 2010 20:51
Sarah Silverman

Comic and actress Sarah Silverman has insinuated that her ex BF Jimmy Kimmel never told her she was pretty. Silverman told Page Six magazine "The guy I'm dating now, who is so awesome, is not my typical fare. He's really skinny. Usually I like pudgy, macho-ish guys. I think he's the first guy in a decade who's given me any kind of compliment, like saying I'm pretty or anything."
Maybe that's because your not pretty Sarah, you are vulgar, burping, farting, posing in sexual positions with a dog on the red carpet. You want to be pretty you need to act pretty. I mean you have the basic equipment it just all goes to the shithouse when you open your big, fat, insulting mouth. Be demure for a while, don't talk.
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JOAN COLLINS GERIATRIC SUPERMODEL

February 8th 2010 20:37
Joan Collins

Dynasty superstar Joan Collins will be the new face of Alexis Bittar's jewelry line and the face on all of his posters. “Alexis Bittar is by far my favorite costume jewelry designer. His whimsical designs suit my personality effortlessly. I always feel glamorous and sexy whenever I adorn myself in his creations.” Collins said in a press release.
Joan is 76 years old shes had every form of plastic surgery, been acting since she was a teenager, slept with every actor of her era, and is married to a 44 year old toyboy. And they say Demi Moore is a cougar, compared to Joan she's a kitten.
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STERN HOOKING FOR 100 MILLION

February 8th 2010 20:22
Howard Stern

Shock Jock Howard Stern says he will be the new judge on American Idol if they pay him $100 million. He says "They’d have to pay me a ton of dough because I already make a ton of dough. The show is a f*cking karaoke contest.”
Woah baby! If this guy is already using the "F" word imagine how any of the contestants will need counseling after auditioning for him? Simon Cowell is much nicer and very good looking, Stern cannot fill his shoes besides Cowell wears Prada and Stern wears Kmart. Make Ru Paul the new judge, she would be fabulous.
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JACKSON DOCTOR FORMALLY CHARGED

February 8th 2010 20:10
Michael Jackson

UPDATE: Conrad Murray has pleaded Not Guilty to involuntary manslaughter charges and his bail has been set at $75,000. The Jackson family were present for the hearing, Michael's father Joe Jackson told RadarOnline.com exclusively, "I want justice. I wanted to see Dr. Murray in handcuffs."
Conrad Murray has been charged with involuntary manslaughter in the death of the King Of Pop Michael Jackson. Murray admits to giving MJ a cocktail of drugs including Propofal which killed him on June 25th 2009. Murray could spend four years in prison. Big Deal.
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BRANGELINA THE SAGA CONTINUES

February 8th 2010 20:04
Angelina Brad and Maddox the the Superbowl

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are suing the News Of The World for reporting they were going to split. They said the report had "false and intrusive allegations" and legal proceedings are underway after the newspaper refused to retract the story and apologize.
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ANISTON'S POOL PARTY

February 8th 2010 09:18
Jennifer Aniston in Mexico

Although her birthday is not until February 11th, Jennifer Aniston and pals Courtney Cox, David Arquette, Gerard Butler and Sheryl Crow celebrated early in Mexico by the pool.
Jennifer will be 41 in a few days and she is still single with no children and upgrading to a different guy every week and I think I know why. I think she was crazy in love with Brad Pitt and when he left her for Angelina she took it so hard she does not want to get her heart broken again hence the man swap weekly. I think she wants to get them, before they get her, and I can't say I blame her.
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